Poor Britney Spears

The whole Britney Spears things is getting to be a little much, even for me. Today I read court documents in which Britney's mother claims Sam Lufti, her supposed friend and manager, drugged Britney, removed all her phones and even hid her dog. Here is a photo of Britney and her dog London in happier times:

The sad thing about London is he often wears more clothes than Britney. According to the court documents I read, Britney repeatedly changed her clothes and London's clothes the night before she went into the hospital. She also made an after-midnight run to Rite Aid for lipstick.

Here's hoping Britney gets the help she needs. Then I can go back to making fun of her without feeling guilty.